SubscribeHow To Dominate The West Virginia Blogging Scene
Posted on Dec 22, 2007 under How To Blog, How To Reviews |1. Be one of the first residents to own a computer.
2. Be the first to learn how to turn that computer on.
3. Don’t try to hide from your family, in fact, have a whole category dedicated to them titled: Redneck Antics.
Include in this section such classic examples of West Virginia literature as:
4. Because of the fast pace of life in West Virginia, if you want to really dominate the blogging scene you’re going to have to learn to multi-task.
5. Typing is one thing, but if you actually know how to say and use in your posts big computer words like “DNS or Google,” shoot, you’re probably not going to just dominate the Dubya V Blogging Scene, but you’ll probably be elected President of West Virginia.
6. Replace drinking water with Bud Light.
7. To encourage other West Virginia Bloggers to link to you, host WV Blogging Socials - provide plenty of Bud Light, a hot tub, and maybe the latest gadgets to wow the other WV Bloggers.
8. And finally, to really dominate the West Virginia Blogging Scene - make sure to include plenty of photos of yourself modeling your favorite blogging outfits.
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by Karen, on December 22 2007 @ 4:10 pm
Also, hairspray. Lots and lots of hairspray.
by Beth, on December 22 2007 @ 6:20 pm
I’m hosting a Turkey hunt n’ Blog social in a few weeks. I figure on top of a mountain we’ll definitely find a wireless signal from some place. I’m wearing my black crotchless lingerie tonight, with body glitter and Karen- AquaNet hairspray is the best. I know my bangs are at least 3 inches up in the air as I type this-plus I have a cigarette hanging out of the right side of my mouth. I’m a natural beauty I tell ya.
by bubbles, on December 23 2007 @ 3:53 pm
Hilarious as always!
Good luck in your West Virginia Domination
by LaTease Rikard, on December 24 2007 @ 4:51 am
Hilarious! My kind of humor…I just subscribed to your blog.
Also, I am playing tag on entrecard and you’re on my list…here is the link…
http://offbeatnewsandvideos.blogspot.com/2007/12/entrecard-and-meme-not-sure-but-my-hats.html
by Suzanne, on January 17 2008 @ 5:42 am
Hilarious … I love this blog. Just added it to my blogroll